Since nobody got the Nacho Libre reference in the last post, here’s something to make you giggle on this horribly hot Friday night. Have a great weekend!
Funny Friday – Redo with Ricky and ElmoJuly 22nd, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday - (Comments Off on Funny Friday – Redo with Ricky and Elmo)
Funny Friday – NachoJuly 22nd, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday - (Comments Off on Funny Friday – Nacho)
This morning TT was pretend fighting with an alligator toy. I walked into the kitchen and heard him say, “Anaconda squeeze!”
My "Honey"July 21st, 2011 | Posted by in My Lover Boy - (Comments Off on My "Honey")
If you’ve read this blog before, you have seen that I sometimes refer to my husband as “my honey”. When we first started dating, he thought it would be nice if we had that special nickname for each other. I remember that it sounded so weird and awkward when we first started using it, but now I call him that more than I use his real name.
My honey used to work at Sears. He has a full time job, yes, but he was working at Sears as a second job while we get out of debt (which is a different post for another day). He just recently told me of a discussion he and his fellow salesmen had one night about using the words “honey” and just “hun” with customers.
And of course, he asked my opinion. My thoughts? If a salesperson called me “hun”, I would never buy anything from him/her. I’d leave the store immediately, and every time I drove by, I’d refer to it as “that store where the salesman called me ‘hun'”.
I’m not sure why I find it totally offensive when strangers call me that, but I can still remember specific times when it has happened.
- A saleswoman at a bookstore in Springfield when I was 8 or 9
- The manager at our local Fazoli’s
- Several bank customers when I worked the drive-up window
All I can remember thinking is, I’m not your honey.
Back to the Sears discussion – some of the salespeople thought that it would be talking down to the customer. Others argued that it’s a term of endearment.
I agree with both. It does feel like a stranger thinks they are above me when they call me “hun” or “honey”. It is also a term of endearment, but only when someone I know and love uses it. In the same way, I only use the term with my husband and occasionally with my kids. Because they are my honeys.
So salespeople everywhere, please refrain from calling customers “hun”. They could be totally offended.
Funny Friday – Saturday EditionJuly 16th, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday - (Comments Off on Funny Friday – Saturday Edition)
Here are my three little maniacs at the grocery store yesterday. Vanilla (almost 7 months old) just learned how to sit up without falling over, so I put them all together in the race car cart. They sure love each other, and surprisingly did not fight during our whole trip to Hy-Vee. Have a great weekend!
Funny Friday – Nerd LoveJuly 8th, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday - (Comments Off on Funny Friday – Nerd Love)
My good friend Matt Andrewz put this video on YouTube a few months ago. Gotta love Nerd Love!
Hope you all have a great weekend!
Rainy AfternoonJuly 7th, 2011 | Posted by in Uncategorized - (Comments Off on Rainy Afternoon)
I love how well my kids nap when it’s cloudy and rainy out. We had a fun, lively morning at the pool today before coming home, watching a half hour of “Up” and then kiddos going down for naps. I have always loved rainy weather and storms, and this is just another reason why.
Last week, however, the stormy weather got a little out of hand. Last Monday morning, because of 76 mph straight line winds, we lost power, and I was having flashbacks to the movie Twister because the lightning looked like a strobe light with no thunder. We didn’t have power for two entire days, had roof and tree damage, but thankfully everyone is all right.
Our little city suffered mainly tree damage and everything that comes with it, and the Ameren (power company) workers were desperately trying to get power back for more than half the county that lost it because of downed power lines. It was a hard few days, getting our yard cleaned up, figuring things out with our insurance, trying to feed our family with no ability to cook or refrigerate food, and endless worry over all these things.
The gospel for this past Sunday was Matthew 11:25-30.
“Come to me, all you who labor and are burdened,
and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you and learn from me,
for I am meek and humble of heart;
and you will find rest for yourselves.
For my yoke is easy, and my burden light.”
After the previous week, we definitely needed a break. God can give us that break from worry. If we can just trust in Him, there is no reason to worry about anything. He cares about us, and He has a plan for us. He’ll give us rest if we just rely on Him.
For now, I’m totally at peace because God has truly worked things out. Our insurance is paying for our roof, and my parents never lost power during the whole ordeal, so they were able to store some food for us and help us with meals.
And now all three maniacs are getting their rest because of this great napping weather.
Oh how He loves us!
Funny Friday – Pixar EditionJuly 1st, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday | Kids - (Comments Off on Funny Friday – Pixar Edition)
I love Pixar movies. We own all of them except The Incredibles, Wall-E, and Ratatouille. Each Pixar movie has funny little quotes that you don’t notice unless you’ve seen it a hundred times. And believe me, I’ve seen each of them a hundred times. Or more.
Here are 10 funny Pixar quotes that I have always enjoyed. If you have any more, let me know. Have a great weekend everyone!
- Ken: I like your legwarmers.
Barbie: Nice ascot!
-Toy Story 3
- Sharks: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
- Mike Wazowski: [while Sulley brushes teeth] C’mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don’t have plaque!
- Rosie: And that’s how my twelfth husband died. So, now I’m a widow. I mean, I’ve always been a black widow, but now I’m a black widow *widow*.
-A Bug’s Life
- Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don’t have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It’s not a laser! It’s a… [sighs in frustration] It’s a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What’s with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
- Carl: Hey, you in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath hippie!
- Mack: Wait a minute, here. They’re just using the same actor over and over. What kind of a cut-rate production is this? [when he realizes that the Hamm car, the Abominable Snowplow, and the P.T. Flea car are all voiced by the same actor.]
- Ken: I’m not a girls toy… I’m not! Why do you guys keep saying that?
-Toy Story 3
- Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I’m packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.
-Toy Story 2
- Lightning McQueen: He won three Piston Cups!
Mater: He did WHAT in his cup?
UPDATE: I’m watching Toy Story 2 with my kiddos and just heard a couple more gems.
Ken: Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky!
Things No One Tells New MothersJuly 1st, 2011 | Posted by in Kids - (Comments Off on Things No One Tells New Mothers)
When I had my first baby, I had no flipping idea what I was doing. Figuring out diapering and just being responsible for someone other than myself were real challenges. By the time the third one comes around though, diapering is old hat, and I’ve realized that I don’t have to do everything “What to Expect the First Year” says. I can make my own decisions about parenting, and even if someone else does it a different way, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.
Here is a list of things I wish someone had told me when I getting ready to become a mother for the first time:
- Parenting is hard. Really hard. But you can do it! A lot of times, you have to do things you don’t want to do. You are the one to make tough decisions for your kid. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart (or stomach!). You can and will do it. Why? Love, that’s why.
- It’s OK to be a bitch sometimes. Your baby relies on you to stand up for her when it comes to her physical, emotional, and spiritual well-being. If a stranger wants to give her a squeeze during cold and flu season, it’s okay to say no. It’s okay to make people wash their hands before touching your baby. Stand up for your baby, even if it’s uncomfortable.
- You can’t take everyone’s advice. Everyone has their own opinion on how to raise children. It would be impossible to apply every piece of advice you get because much of it is conflicting.
- You know your baby and what’s best for him better than anyone else, including your mother, random strangers and well-meaning relatives. You have the power to make decisions for him, and what you say is of supreme importance to his life. Have confidence in your role as parent.
- All kids are different. Even if another kid is the same age as yours, that doesn’t mean that they “should” be doing the same things. Try not to compare your child to other people’s children or to her own siblings. One of my kids crawled at 6 months, one at 7 months, and one at 11 months. They are all perfectly normal, healthy children. They are just all different.
- You’ll have a whole new respect for your own mother. Your mom cleaned poo off the back of your neck when you blasted out in the middle of the night. When you’re doing it for your child, remember that she did that for you because she still loves you as much as you love your little bundle.
- Breastfed baby poo smells like biscuits. Yes, really. A baby who is exclusively breastfed does not make stinky poo. My husband thinks it smells like buttered popcorn. Sometimes it smells like your prenatal vitamin(which you should still be taking if you’re nursing!). Whichever, the point is – it does not stink. And while we’re on the subject of breastfeeding…
- Breastfeeding is tricky… at first. It feels super weird the first few times. It’s not something that just comes naturally to everyone, but don’t give up. It takes a couple of weeks, but once you get the hang of it, it’s an awesome bonding thing, knowing that your child truly needs you just to eat. Having a little life look you straight in the eye as they take nourishment directly from the source… amazing. You’ll see.
- There’s no “right” way to parent. You breastfeed? Good job! Your kid ate today! You formula feed? Good job! Your kid ate today! Take care of your kid’s needs, and don’t worry about a specific style, schedule, whatever. Do what’s best for you and your baby, and don’t apologize for it.
- Be prepared for the LOVE EXPLOSION! My good friends Mike & Mandy get credit for coining that term, but it’s the best description I’ve ever heard. When you’re in the delivery room, you won’t believe the crazy incredible love you feel for this tiny person you just met. It’s like your heart is instantly bigger and can hold so much more love for your newborn baby.
Man vs. Man – Funny FridayJune 24th, 2011 | Posted by in Funny Friday - (Comments Off on Man vs. Man – Funny Friday)
Bruder, a band based in Tulsa, OK, made this video a couple of years ago. The music is great, and the video is hilarious.
Oh yeah, and my brother-in-law is the bald guy. Enjoy!
Christian, with the WorksJune 23rd, 2011 | Posted by in Faith - (Comments Off on Christian, with the Works)
“Preach the gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words.”
– St. Francis of Assisi
My honey and I are in a couple’s bible study this summer, and we are talking a lot about what a Christian should look like in the world.* I’ve always heard the children’s song, “They’ll know we are Christians by our love.” But how do we show Christ’s love in the real world? How do we really preach the gospel without words?
We are called to be holy. A couple of years ago, I read the book Rediscovering Catholicism by Matthew Kelly. In the book, Kelly explains that we are all called to holiness, and that we are called to become “the-best-version-of-ourselves.” We must have a goal in mind (holiness) if we want to become better Christians.
Our study group has been talking about how Christians should look different, how we should behave differently from those who don’t know Jesus. This is a harder problem to solve than it sounds.
To reflect on how my own life should truly be Christian, I have to think about the hindrances in my life to following Christ. It’s different for everyone. For me, I tend to judge others when I should just accept them for who they are (Jesus did teach us to love your neighbor as yourself). I gossip from time to time, I tell lies of omission, and I watch TV shows that don’t reflect the values I want to uphold. These are difficult aspects to think about and admit, but avoiding them can bring me closer to Him and to the life I want to lead and follow Christ more closely.
Showing Our Faith through Good Works
In addition to avoiding bad behaviors, there are also good things I can do to show that I follow Him. I can be kind and patient with my husband and children. I can listen to and pray with those who are hurting. I can not only attend Mass, but also participate, pray, sing, and listen to the homily. I can receive the Eucharist and take it (Him) to those in the hospital and in nursing homes. I can pray the rosary.
I can donate food, money, and my time to help the less fortunate in our community. I can volunteer to help out with retreats like Great River Teens Encounter Christ. I’m just barely scratching the surface on the works I can do to show that I follow Christ.
What do you do to show that you are a Christian? Are you striving for holiness? How do you preach the gospel without words?
*Of course, the most important thing to being a Christian is having faith in God. We show our faith through our works. Not everyone who does good works has faith, but everyone who has faith in Christ should show that faith by their works. Read James 2:14-26 for more information.